My Father..

If there is one thing that I can say about my father is that he knows exactly how to get you to wet yourself with laughter.. He is the Funniest guy I know, and I just don't know that many People. Even when he doesn't want to or is simply not trying, you just can't help but laugh. For example, Today my Dad built Burrito a skate board ramp and all was going wonderfully...Until, he starts to cuss the world because someone stole his Swiss belt, and He would give someone-- wait for it-- $100 to find it, because he's pants don't fit and the Grandpa string was pretend. Me and my mom were BUSTING on the floor. He always says the funniest things. Just to give you a sneak preview of possible scenes YOU could, very possibly, witness in the future, I will make a list. 

*It is so dark...It's like a CAVE. It couldn't be any Darker. I might as well be blind folded.

* I can't do anything because I have no shoulder.

* Whoevers shovel this is, go give it back...I might as well be digging with two spoons.

* I've got the glare....--Enough said


*I would pay someone $40 dollars to turn some lights on in here.


* Could someone please help me with this computer it's facebooking Billy Joe Jean Bob from Texas and i can't get it to stop.


* Everyone stop what you are doing and find the remote. Dad, it's next to you on the couch, you didn't even look. I don't have to look that is why I had kids.... We know. 


* Dewey-Jam--Jere--Bob--YOU RIGHT THERE.. Please come here. I'M CHARLEY...YOUR Third CHILD... Learn my name ALREADY..GEEZ.

If you know my Dad -- all of this will make a whole lot of sense. 

       Why am i writing this?? To share with you a bit of my everyday life... Isn't it FANTASTIC?!